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Need Advice? Mail your questions for publication to advice@michelejaffe.com. The doctor can't promise to answer them all, but she'll do her best. (By sending a question you grant permission to have it appear here. Letters may be edited. Advice is for entertainment purposes only. No blaming us later okay? Okay.)

VD Will Change Your Life

Hello snazzy pals! Here is a superdeluxe, superlong, superpackedwithpeanutsit reallysatisfies Valentines Day advice blog! Not only is there advice but there’s a contest and two easy steps that will guarantee you have a rad valentines day NO MATTER WHAT. No, I’m not kidding. I will be frank. I used to hate Valentines day. Partially because […]

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Valentines Day Blastacre!

Valentines Day Blastacre!

Greetings earthlings! Its almost Valentines Day! The holiday that makes more people feel like pieces of gum stuck on the shoe of the world than any other! Don’t worry, though, ADVICEOPOLIS IS HERE FOR YOU! Yes! To start with, I suggest some musical accompaniment. Play the video below as you read along. It is impossible […]

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Bye bye why why?

Dear Dr. Jaffe: I have a problem with my guy friend. We are ‘a little bit more than just friends but still just friends’ in other words we are friends but we flirt with each other a lot. The problem is that he’s moving this summer. How do I say good-bye to him without getting mushy […]

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Bye Bye Shy!

Dear Michele, There is a boy I really like in my grade, but I barely even know him. I’ve never been in his class and I don’t think he even knows my name! I would like to get to know him better but I get all nervous when I’m around him and screw up what […]

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I’m! So! Stressed!

Dear Michele, Last night my dad said that I needed to be less tense and more relaxed (except he said it in a much cruder manner). This has terribly upset me because I never thought I was “too tense”. Basically I am pretty focused and always have been so I have never “partied” or done […]

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My mom is reading my diary wha?!?!

Dear Dr Jaffe, I am utterly confused. I would normally write down all my troubles in my diary, but that is the problem, my diary. I think that my mum is reading it. Last month I finally, after like 8 years, wrote down everything I felt after my parents split up and then my mum […]

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What do you say when…

dear michele what do you say when the guy you like asks you who you like? do you say him? do you say no one? –ahhh Dear ahhhh, This is one of the ancient mysteries! The greatest minds of all time have worked on this, trying to unearth the perfect answer to this question, the […]

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Take Back Wednesdays

Dear Michele, I hate Wednesdays. Is there anything I can do to get over that? Love, HumpHater Dear Humpy, Help is on the way! Our dedicated Adviceopolis scientists working tirelessly in the lab have come up with a cure for the Common Wednesday, something to add some spice to what feels like the longest day […]

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Free books!

Free books!

Hello little lovelies! Do I have a treat for you? Whoops that should be an exclaimation point because that is no question, it is a true fact. A million years ago in a galaxy far far away I wrote historical romance novels. Now for the first time they are available as ebooks. In honor of […]

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Home or Away?

Welcome to the Adviceopolis General Store. We spent the past few days restocking the shelves with the finest in Advice, both imported and domestic. Dear Michele, I’m a brand-new-18-year-old girl, and right now, I’m living at home and going to college. The thing is, I have to transfer next year. On the one hand, I’d […]

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