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How serious is too serious, seriously?

How serious is too serious, seriously?

Dearest Michele, I’m a sophomore in High school and currently in a wonderful relationship with this guy. But I have a question. He’s my first love, one and only, Knight in Shining Armor–whatever you’d like to call it–however, I’m starting to kinda wonder about becoming genuinely serious with him. I mean, we’re beginning to already […]

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Why do I like what(ever guy)I can’t have?

Why do I like what(ever guy)I can’t have?

Hi Dr. J, So, I’m 15 and at the beginning of the school year I joined this band. I’m the youngest member and from the start I had this huge crush on one of my band mates, who is about three years older than me, which means too old for me to date now. Realizing […]

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CIAO Program, Part II

CIAO Program, Part II

O boy there were some GREAT guesses about what O could be. Were they cOrrect? Let’s do an advice question first… Dear Michele, I’m 16 and about to graduate high school. My frustration in life is that no guy seems to take any interest in me aside from being friends. It’s never been a big deal, […]

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CIAO Program, Part I

CIAO Program, Part I

Hello my little drumsticks! How are you? I am very excited. Why? Because today here at Adviceopolis we are introducing, for the first time ever, our patented CIAO program, four steps to making new friends, becoming more popular, and having more fun. It’s called CIAO because in Italian, “Ciao” means both “goodbye” and “hello.” Here […]

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He kissed me and dissed me

He kissed me and dissed me

Dear Michele, So there’s this guy who has liked me for a while. I never really cared for him as a boyfriend, but in the past month I really started to like him. One day we were hanging out and he kissed me then asked me out. Of course I said yes. After, I told […]

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what does “just friends” mean?

what does “just friends” mean?

Dear Michele, A little over two weeks ago, I started noticing this guy. I got really intrigued, so I ended up introducing myself to him. We got along really well, and this past weekend I told him that I wanted to be honest with him and that I liked him. He said that he has […]

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I’m moving in the middle of the school year. Gulp.

I’m moving in the middle of the school year. Gulp.

Hello pals! How awesome are you? I can tell you—very-slash-molto awesome. Have some advice! Dr. J, I’m going to be moving in a few weeks, and this makes a few problems for me. 1) I’m nervous about starting at a new school in the middle of the year… and I’m terrified about lunch, truthfully. What […]

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Talking to guys

Talking to guys

Dr Jaffe, Ohmigawwwd. Ok, so. There’s this really hawwwt guy who’s in my lunch. SuperHawtBoy is punk and ahhmazingly hot, but he’s shy. He’s always walking with and talking to a new emogirl every day and I’m sorta preppy now. SuperHawtBoy called me a PsychoBitch (in jest I hope) one day during lunch. Problem is, […]

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A guy I hardly know asked me to a dance what do I do who do I talk to I don’t even know how to dance ouch I think my head just exploded!

A guy I hardly know asked me to a dance what do I do who do I talk to I don’t even know how to dance ouch I think my head just exploded!

dear michele, please please please help me! ok so my guy friend who i do not like like at all (only as a friend), asked me to a dance. the friend part is great. the problem is i’m a freshman and he’s a sophomore. i only hang out with him in certain places, not purposely […]

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Write On!

Write On!

Welcome back to Adviceopolis where harvest delicious and nutritious advice whenever we can. Dear Dr. J, I want to be a writer when I graduate from college but I’m a little scared. I mean, I’ve never written a book before. How do you do it? Do you just sit and have an idea come to […]

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