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YA Scavenger Hunt! NOW OVER

YA Scavenger Hunt! NOW OVER

The YA Scaenger hunt is now OVER. For results and to see who won fabulous PRIZIES visit here. Woooooooooohooooooo! In honor of the upcoming publication of my new book Minders, I’m very excited to be participating in the  YA Scavenger Hunt. This tri-annual event was first organized by the tigertastic Colleen Houck as a way to […]

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Friends without Benefits

Friends without Benefits

Dear Dr. J, I was a sophomore in high school, he was a senior, when we first met. We never actually got together. He’s got quite a bit of downsides in my book, like the fact he smokes weed and drinks (and here I am little miss goody-two shoes…). So he’s not my perfect… but […]

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How to Meet Cute (and how not to)

How to Meet Cute (and how not to)

Hello chicken nuggets! Guess what time it is. If you guessed “Time for delicious Advice snacks” you’d be right! I hope you brought your appetite… Dear Michele, Please help! I never dated in high school, but I just started college, and now I’d really like to start. The problem is that the only guys I […]

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Hairy Situation

Hairy Situation

Dr. J! I have a weird question. Is it alright to shave… down there? Girls at my school go for bikini waxes, but my mom would never let me do that. She finds no reason to shave in the nether regions. Not that I’m planning on having sex any time lately, but I feel this […]

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Kissnundrum

Kissnundrum

Dr. Jaffe, Are you supposed to wear lip gloss when kissing? Or is it super icky and tacky because it will end up on the guy’s face? Because I’m always WANTING to slap on the gloss, but worried that will make me RESISTABLE. And, of course, I want to be irresistible. Lip BALM or Lip […]

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How do I get (over) an ex?

How do I get (over) an ex?

What’s up woodchucks? Are you ready for some finger lickin’ good advice? GOOD! Hello Dr. J!! Im a senior in high school and I don’t have a boyfriend. Is there something wrong with me??? My friends suggest different guys but most of them are shallow and they don’t understand any of my witty comments. So […]

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Telling it Flat Out

Telling it Flat Out

Dear Dr. J So, I have never really thought too much about my body. I mean I am not ugly but last weekend at sleepover one of my best friends kept teasing me about my chest. I am almost fourteen and I am VERY flat chested. Like no chest at all. Then all my friends […]

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How To Make Up (your face)

How To Make Up (your face)

ARE YOU READY-Y-Y-Y [said in Monster Truck Voice]??? For what? FOR WHAT?? Although I don’t like to, I will admit, that my knowledge has boundaries. Also empty places. Only like three (lizard psychology, quark physics, and proper croissant eating) but still. Well, actually four: I’m not an expert on make up application. I’m okaaaaaaaaaay at […]

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Whatdoidoiftheguyilikeknowsilikehim?!?

Whatdoidoiftheguyilikeknowsilikehim?!?

Dr. J so i like this guy, right? well apparently when I like guys, I make it really obvious. I mean, I don’t flirt with him, so much, but when I’m around my friends I talk about him nonstop. So a lot of people know that I like this guy. Well, there’s this other guy […]

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Crushing it

Crushing it

Ok, there are two guys… one I’ve like since 2011 and one I’ve only started liking this year. 2011 guy will here on be named… um… 2011, and the other one can be… Salty. 2011 has been, maybe, the biggest crush I’ve had in my life. Possibly the longest, too. And although we used to […]

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